Bilbo Baggins: I did not come to steal from you, O Smaug the Unassessably Wealthy. I merely wanted to gaze upon your magnificence, to see if you were as great as the old tales say. I did not believe them. Smaug: [strikes a pose] And do you, NOW? Bilbo Baggins: Truly songs and tales fall utterly short of your enormity, O Smaug the Stupendous... Smaug: Do you think flattery will keep you alive? Bilbo Baggins: No, no... Smaug: No, indeed!